We are proud to offer these custom made limited edition walking trousers.
Made from the finest man-made fibres lovingly crafted in a far off sweat shop.
Each pair incorporates 50% Essex fake tan essence, 39% Uranium U-238, 9% Hebridean sea salt and 2% pure, unfiltered, organic Haggis tears.
These trousers offer a fleece lining designed for warmth and to mop up any “little accidents”.
Each order comes with a pair of sunglasses for your own person eye safety but order today and we will upgrade you to a pair of welding goggles at no extra cost.
Just look at the pictures…
Grrrr!! Manly!
All this for the special introductory price of £1 (plus £899.99 P&P)
We are proud to offer these custom made limited edition walking trousers.
Made from the finest man-made fibres lovingly crafted in a far off sweat shop.
Each pair incorporates 50% Essex fake tan essence, 39% Uranium U-238, 9% Hebridean sea salt and 2% pure, unfiltered, organic Haggis tears.
These trousers offer a fleece lining designed for warmth and to mop up any “little accidents”.
Each order comes with a pair of sunglasses for your own person eye safety but order today and we will upgrade you to a pair of welding goggles at no extra cost.
Just look at the pictures…
Grrrr!! Manly!
All this for the special introductory price of £1 (plus £899.99 P&P)
